March 2012
9 posts
free haircut

for probably the first time ever my beard is longer than the hair on top of my head
so scadalous
- Me: hey have you heard Peacock by Katy Perry?
- Wife: yes i have, she wants to see your peacock!
- Me: just heard it for the first time, scandalous
- Wife: Quite! Haha. Maybe she legitimately likes birds